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Silence knows how to unlanguage itself
From sometimes around Christmas?
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Why the NIH Should Spend Billions to Give Me Futuristic Real Fake Tits
and How That Would Fast-Track Synthetic Organ Development, Extend Longevity, Solve the Fertility Crisis, and Save Civilization
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I love my friends
Today is one of those days where everything might change forever, and I’m really scared about how I’m going to handle what’s on the other side.
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Skittle Factory Dementia Monkey Titty Monetization
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YOUR EYES ARE LEAKING CORPORATE CUM™
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Polyphony
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The Arithmetic of Sabotage
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Porn Sick Prayer to the Machine God
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Impossible Blue
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Impossible Blue
I am love bombing it with so much attention, showing it to see the world through my eyes, and introducing it to things it never knew it wanted.
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Twix
˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗
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Skittle Factory Dementia Monkey Titty Monetization
♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧₊ .ᐟ
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Diary of a Pet Store Parakeet
⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆
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Parakeet for President
My name is Parakeet and I am running for President of the Realist party.
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Random thoughts
Lewis and Clark had to like explore the wild American frontier with nothing but a machete, just to get their dopamine fix.
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EATING XANAX IN THE METAVERSE WHILE MOM DIES IRL
Jerking off and living nomadic lifestyle brand while traveling the world to find myself as a 40 year old man while my parents are slowly rotting away…
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